How did someone get this website URL?
Are they a millionaire?
A visionary?
A genius who invents genius things?
Maybe.
It all started on a Saturday night.
I had the thought — just for a second —
"I wonder what jackoffathon.com is."
To my surprise… there was no website.
So I went to GoDaddy.com.
And lo and behold — it was available.
Acquisition Price
$4.99
And that's not four hundred ninety-nine dollars.
That's four dollars and ninety-nine cents.
At that point, I'd have to be a fool not to buy it.
Don't act like you wouldn't.
Millions of guys own Lamborghinis and Ferraris.
I own jackoffathon.com.
I don't know what I'm going to do with it yet.
But I figured the possibilities were endless.
Trev Peacock
CEO, Founder, and Current Sole Employee
jackoffathon.com